Hempty 

When you go to your stash thinking you still have some weed only to find that your stash is empty.

Example #1

Person #1
Hey, wanna smoke? I have half a bone in my ashtray. Go grab it.

Person #2

Yo, you must've smoked it already cause that shits hempty!

Example #2

"Dude, all the way home from work I'm thinking I'm gonna smoke that weed i had left in my grinder but it was hempty! I'm gonna kick the shit out of my girlfriend!

Hempty by Joeycats August 19, 2013

Hempty 

When you go to your stash thinking you still have some weed only to find its empty.

Example #1

Person # 1

Hey, wanna smoke? I have half a bone in my ashtray. Go grab it.

Person #2
Yo, you must've smoked it already cause that shits hempty!

Example #2

"Dude, all the way home from work I'm thinking I'm gonna smoke that weed I had left in my grinder but it was hempty! I'm gonna kick the shit out of my girlfriend!

Hempty by JoeBoots August 19, 2013

Humpty's Revenge 

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show

"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."

Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

Humpty Dance 

Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.

Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.

Humpty Dance by ManicHispanic October 5, 2004

humpty dump 

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006

Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.

Humpty Trumpty by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Humpty dump 

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off

Humpty Dump

Humpty dump by Kingofdick November 6, 2019