Jaegerblock

The act of having no recollection of a recent conversation because of having too many shots of Jaegermeister.

Friend #1. I'm glad you told me about this song last night. I just downloaded the album.

Friend #2 Must've been somebody else man. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Friend #3 Dude! I was there too when you said it!

Friend #2 Man I had a lot of shots. Serious case of Jaegerblock.

by Joeycats June 22, 2013

Hempty

When you go to your stash thinking you still have some weed only to find that your stash is empty.

Example #1

Person #1
Hey, wanna smoke? I have half a bone in my ashtray. Go grab it.

Person #2

Yo, you must've smoked it already cause that shits hempty!

Example #2

"Dude, all the way home from work I'm thinking I'm gonna smoke that weed i had left in my grinder but it was hempty! I'm gonna kick the shit out of my girlfriend!

by Joeycats August 19, 2013