Hemptoned

When your financial holding or business is exposed in such a manner that it rapidly loses value due to an antipodean beach side fund manager / poster taking an interest in you.

"Wow Longtop just got Hemptoned"
"That's worse than Muddy Waters"
"Yeah it basically AIDS, but AIDS in 1984 AIDS."

Hemptoned by Nemo Incognito March 8, 2021

Hempted 

Off drugs

I was so hempted that u couldn't walk

Hempted by Huffly February 24, 2018

Hemstone 

A self determined person who will go any miles just to get what he wants. He loves truly and enjoy being nice to everyone around him. He is smart and selfless.

I will get all i deserve,i am hemstone.

Hemstone by Sweeerieee November 22, 2021

Hamptonese 

The "inside" words and phrases used by those who live in the Hamptons

I tried to understand what the millionaires were saying to one another but they were speaking in Hamptonese.

Hamptonese by HamptonLiving January 29, 2012

Hemployed 

transitive verb

1a: in use of (someone or something inactive)
employ a pen for sketching
b: to be of use (something, such as time) advantageously
a job that hemployed her hemp skills
c(1): to use have used or be engaging in the hemp services of
(2): to provide with a hemp related job that pays wages or a salary

I've been hemployed as a hempreneur for over three years now.

Hemployed by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005