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hermaroids 

The feeling you get in your arsehole when you have to deal with a TEAMs training module.
Ah fuck I was just assigned a SEPT course on TEAMs. I have Hermaroids

Hemmoroids 

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.
Hemmoroids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Permaroids 

Having hemorrhoids on a permanent basis causing major and utter discomfort.
It has been three months with these permaroids! Maybe I should see a doctor.
Permaroids by SpazMan777 June 2, 2011

hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..
Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.
hemaroid hitman by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008

hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad
hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids 

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids is a tiktok account that went live and did nothing.
peaches.hiv.hemmoroids by kazp.wap November 12, 2021