Hemmil

Hemmil

Smelly Pakistani boy who has no friends, smells like cheese when legs are opened, usually small penis with hairy bush. Never bathes and goes commando on a regular basis. Parents are usually camels and a hemmil is usually into bestiality and severe masturbation. He may go by the name Alec.
Also has a flappy vagina.

Dude when this kid was walking his vagina was flapping he must be a hemmil.

Dude when this kid was walking his vagina was flapping he must be a hemmil.

Hemmil by Go fuck yo mother joshua jack December 11, 2010

Luke Hemmings 

The eccentric cowboy of the band 5SOS, who occasionally appears in snapchat memes and forgets to wash his hair.

“You know Luke Hemmings?”

“Hell yeah! The eccentric cowboy.”

Luke Hemmings by eccentriccowboyluke January 11, 2019

Luke Hemmings 

An Australian blond God. Born July 16th 1996, Lead vocals & guitarist to ban 5 Seconds Of Summer or 5SOS. This boy is truly Beautiful and no words can describe the love that I feel for him. Facts about Luke Hemmings:
-His favourite animal is a Penguin. Because let's face it they are awesome.
-His favourite TV Show is 'How I Met Your Mother'
-He has 2 brothers
-He has a dog called Molly
-He likes cheese and ham
-His most recent Ex is Aleisha McDonald
-He is pure Australian
-His mother is a math teacher
-His favourite movie is AnchorMan
-His favourite Ice-cream flavour is Cookies & Cream
-His perfect idea of a date is going to the beach then going to Cold Rock after
-His favourite number is 7
-He plays the amazing guitar solo in 'Out Of My Limit'
-He always eats, he's constantly hungry. He basically lives in the kitchen.
-He won the 5SOS Pizza Hut ice-cream eating competition. He had 17 bowls.
-He's an uncle
-He said he would date a fan 2 years younger than him
-His best friend is Calum Hood, they have a bromance and their name is Cake.

So as you can see he is pretty amazing!

Randomer: Hey have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
You: What that amazing sexy Australian God?
Randomer: Yeah
You: Yes he is amazing, he is my future husband.
Randomer: Not if I get there first.

Luke Hemmings by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, April 12, 2013

Hemmischmeared 

When you aggressively begin to rim your partners' asshole before realizing there has been a very recent application of Preparation H.

I ran my tongue all over her body until I got to her asshole and realized I was just hemmischmeared.

Hemmischmeared by Finn Gerbang March 31, 2015

Luke Hemmings 

Lead guitarist and singer of 5 Seconds of Summer aka the total package. his smile looks adorably innocent and makes me wanna shove a pencil in my eye and the lip ring added to it turns him into walking sex. He is perf, your opinion is wrong (unless its that hes perf)

"Hey do you know who Luke Hemmings is?"
"yeah he's walking sex with a lip ring, and he can sing. he's the total package"

Luke Hemmings by Roo :p June 19, 2014

Luke Hemmings 

luke hemmings is the lord of all penguins and lives in black vans and skinny jeans and once relieved calum hood of a boner

"hey have you heard of luke hemmings"
"what no i'm not a penguin"

Luke Hemmings by swiggityswag June 16, 2013

Luke Hemmings 

a walking meme.

"luke hemmings is a walking meme"

Luke Hemmings by sy. July 11, 2018