A hellpost is similar to a shitpost, but much much worse. It's a post that is so bad that it makes you feel like you've been trapped in hell for 900 years.
The phrase

"I love crunchy slime."

This is a hellpost. Reading it makes me wish the Earth would disintegrate and fling my wretched body into the sun, killing me instantly.
by AnElativePerson January 10, 2018
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