AnElativePerson's definitions

Hellpost

A hellpost is similar to a shitpost, but much much worse. It's a post that is so bad that it makes you feel like you've been trapped in hell for 900 years.

The phrase

"I love crunchy slime."

This is a hellpost. Reading it makes me wish the Earth would disintegrate and fling my wretched body into the sun, killing me instantly.

by AnElativePerson May 2, 2018