Hellcation 

When your vacation turns into a living nightmare because your kid is sick.

We were on lock-down most of our vacation because the baby got sick, so we couldn't do anything. It was not a vacation, it was a hellcation.

Hellcation by eatmorchickn January 20, 2010

Helationship 

he-ley-shuh n-ship -NOUN

1. a connection, association, or involvement between platonic men.

2. The step after a "bro-mance"

3. an emotional or other connection between men: the platonic relationship between guys, but not homosexuals.

My bromance has prospered into a beautiful "helationship"

I have been in a "helationship" with Bill for 3 months now.

Helationship by Mixologist November 4, 2010

hellatio 

(hel-a'-she-oh)
1. Female to male or male to male oral copulation that is not only unsatisfying, but usually painful and never results in the recipient's ejaculation.
2. Felatio provided by someone unattractive, smelly, or otherwise undesirable to the receiver.

Hank tried to smile and moan appreciatively, but the scraping of Heather's teeth along his shaft and the death-grip she had on his balls resulted in the worst hellatio ever.

hellatio by Jestermeister May 2, 2006

hellatious 

having the qualities of hell. usually used as a description of something difficult or chaotic.

"That Chem exam was hellatious. I think I got an F."

or

"That party was hellatious last night, bro. I couldn't even find the keg."

hellatious by Puch January 9, 2008

Hellection 

The 2016 campaign for the Presidency of the United States of America.

One candidate in the Hellection won't even agree to abide by the results, but threatens instead to keep everyone in suspense, while flaming out in yet another Trumper Tantrum.

Hellection by NeologianPJG October 20, 2016

Hellational 

Usually meaning something relating to something as bad as hell

Dayummm ,

that shirt has a zombie on itt !! :o its so hellational(;

Hellational by Maritza margera July 7, 2009

hellatio 

An uncomfortable and displeasurable fellatio-giving experience. Reasons for resentment can include duration, lack of hygiene, general discomfort, etc etc

I gave Gabe hellatio last night in the bathroom of a Taco Bell. Then he came on my favorite vintage Aerosmith t shirt and refused to kiss me afterwards.

hellatio by mitrobitch May 6, 2015