hellatio 

(hel-a'-she-oh)
1. Female to male or male to male oral copulation that is not only unsatisfying, but usually painful and never results in the recipient's ejaculation.
2. Felatio provided by someone unattractive, smelly, or otherwise undesirable to the receiver.

Hank tried to smile and moan appreciatively, but the scraping of Heather's teeth along his shaft and the death-grip she had on his balls resulted in the worst hellatio ever.

hellatio by Jestermeister May 2, 2006

hellatio 

An uncomfortable and displeasurable fellatio-giving experience. Reasons for resentment can include duration, lack of hygiene, general discomfort, etc etc

I gave Gabe hellatio last night in the bathroom of a Taco Bell. Then he came on my favorite vintage Aerosmith t shirt and refused to kiss me afterwards.

hellatio by mitrobitch May 6, 2015

hallatious 

meaning hilarious in larger standards. Most commonly seen on Jacksfilms videos on youtube.

Jack- "That is ducking g hallatious."

hallatious by 30secondsgone March 11, 2012

hellatight 

something that is fucking awesome

dude! that's hellatight

hellatight by henwee September 28, 2009

Helationship 

he-ley-shuh n-ship -NOUN

1. a connection, association, or involvement between platonic men.

2. The step after a "bro-mance"

3. an emotional or other connection between men: the platonic relationship between guys, but not homosexuals.

My bromance has prospered into a beautiful "helationship"

I have been in a "helationship" with Bill for 3 months now.

Helationship by Mixologist November 4, 2010

Hellacious Plop 

A shit when it feels almost as if your shitting out a broken glass and tobassco sauce cocktail. The burning remains for up to 10 mins afterwards.

*clinching asshole* boys...that was one hellacious plop

Hellacious Plop by JamesHC September 4, 2006

hellatious 

having the qualities of hell. usually used as a description of something difficult or chaotic.

"That Chem exam was hellatious. I think I got an F."

or

"That party was hellatious last night, bro. I couldn't even find the keg."

hellatious by Puch January 9, 2008