hellatio

(hel-a'-she-oh)
1. Female to male or male to male oral copulation that is not only unsatisfying, but usually painful and never results in the recipient's ejaculation.
2. Felatio provided by someone unattractive, smelly, or otherwise undesirable to the receiver.

Hank tried to smile and moan appreciatively, but the scraping of Heather's teeth along his shaft and the death-grip she had on his balls resulted in the worst hellatio ever.

by Jestermeister May 2, 2006

hellatio

An uncomfortable and displeasurable fellatio-giving experience. Reasons for resentment can include duration, lack of hygiene, general discomfort, etc etc

I gave Gabe hellatio last night in the bathroom of a Taco Bell. Then he came on my favorite vintage Aerosmith t shirt and refused to kiss me afterwards.

by mitrobitch May 6, 2015

hallatious

meaning hilarious in larger standards. Most commonly seen on Jacksfilms videos on youtube.

Jack- "That is ducking g hallatious."

by 30secondsgone March 11, 2012

hellatight

something that is fucking awesome

dude! that's hellatight

by henwee September 28, 2009

Helationship

he-ley-shuh n-ship -NOUN

1. a connection, association, or involvement between platonic men.

2. The step after a "bro-mance"

3. an emotional or other connection between men: the platonic relationship between guys, but not homosexuals.

My bromance has prospered into a beautiful "helationship"

I have been in a "helationship" with Bill for 3 months now.

by Mixologist November 4, 2010

Hellacious Plop

A shit when it feels almost as if your shitting out a broken glass and tobassco sauce cocktail. The burning remains for up to 10 mins afterwards.

*clinching asshole* boys...that was one hellacious plop

by JamesHC September 4, 2006

hellatious

having the qualities of hell. usually used as a description of something difficult or chaotic.

"That Chem exam was hellatious. I think I got an F."

or

"That party was hellatious last night, bro. I couldn't even find the keg."

by Puch January 9, 2008