Definitions by Jestermeister

buffalo 

v. the act of standing about lazily whilst being shot and maimed by people stupid enough to move to Montana in the early 1800's, thereby ensuring the extinction of your species due to unabated sloth.

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buffalo by jestermeister November 27, 2011

stargate atlantis 

Anal sex performed inside a jacuzzi or swimming pool.

Hank not only scored with Betty in the pool, he took a trip to stargate atlantis.

stargate atlantis by Jestermeister February 6, 2009

hellatio 

(hel-a'-she-oh)
1. Female to male or male to male oral copulation that is not only unsatisfying, but usually painful and never results in the recipient's ejaculation.
2. Felatio provided by someone unattractive, smelly, or otherwise undesirable to the receiver.

Hank tried to smile and moan appreciatively, but the scraping of Heather's teeth along his shaft and the death-grip she had on his balls resulted in the worst hellatio ever.

hellatio by Jestermeister May 2, 2006

homoprobe 

A technique used by both hetero- and homo-sexuals to determine if another individual is homosexual. Typically, the homoprober will ask subtle questions and draw a conclusion based upon the homoprobee's answers.
Far more accurate than gaydar.

"I homoprobed the new guy yesterday."
"Results?"
"Gay. He kept saying 'my partner and I this...' and 'my partner that...'"

homoprobe by jestermeister January 7, 2006

Sascrotch 

A ludicrously overgrown, unkempt patch of pubic hair, usually surpassing the borders of a standard bikini area.

Henry was shocked to find Norma in possession of a sascrotch.

Sascrotch by jestermeister August 22, 2003

nast 

An object, smell, or sensation that can be described as nasty.

"I'm not picking that thing up, it has nast all over it!"

nast by jestermeister August 22, 2003