an extremely large or otherwise outstanding bowel movement - one that refuses to be flushed and usually occurs at a social gathering to cause embarrassment to the creator.
Sarah: Did you have a condom?
Sam: Fuck no, why?
Sarah: I'm not on birth control...
Sam: Oh yeah, I also didn't pull out
Sarah: wtf -_-
Sam: But guess what?
Sarah: What...?
Sam: YOU SICK AS HELL!!!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.