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Helgar

A fucking beaner. With a big weaner who puts it in your mom's ass crack.
Yoooo. Helgar fucked my mom's nose
by Niglet lover January 11, 2018
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HegartyMaths

A maths website run by a big nonce called Collin Hegarty. Gives many children Hegarty depression. Collin was also probs a sweat at school. It it is also believed that most maths teachers have shrines dedicated to him in their cupboards.
HegartyMaths gave me freaking cancer last night.
by sccreeper March 10, 2019
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Helga Pataki Syndrome

Loving someone so much that you hate them with the same instensity because you're afraid of rejection so you cover up your true feelings with the opposite.
Helga: Arnold! What a do-goody geek, how I loathe him... and yet... (silly music plays and she starts blabbing some poetry that she wrote about him)
Helga Pataki syndrome
by snejana October 17, 2012
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Helga Lumpneck

A very beautiful girl in a blue polka-dot bikini. She will sometimes stuff her bikini.
"Hey bro, Helga Lumpneck is looking beautiful today."
by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020
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Collin Hegarty

A big nonce who created the stupid maths homework website, HegartyMaths. What a hypocrite for using his own last name in his website name. He is the reason many kids get what is called the Hegarty Depression. He is the satan of many kids lives. He is also known as Mr Hegarty.
I got the Hegarty Depression because of Collin Hegarty and his stupid maths website
by Shanielle September 4, 2019
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Hegarty Depression

When you get set math homework on Hegarty Maths and get so mad that you want to kys and can't be asked to do it anymore.
"Did you do the homework bro?"
"Nah, the Hegarty depression kicked in."
by Matt0909 November 12, 2018
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helga lumpneck

Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.
DUDE! SHES HOT? Is she new?”
Yeah bro, that’s Helga Lumpneck”
by dudette-woman-girl January 5, 2021
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