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HegartyMaths 

A maths website run by a big nonce called Collin Hegarty. Gives many children Hegarty depression. Collin was also probs a sweat at school. It it is also believed that most maths teachers have shrines dedicated to him in their cupboards.
HegartyMaths gave me freaking cancer last night.
HegartyMaths by sccreeper March 10, 2019

Helga Pataki Syndrome

Loving someone so much that you hate them with the same instensity because you're afraid of rejection so you cover up your true feelings with the opposite.
Helga: Arnold! What a do-goody geek, how I loathe him... and yet... (silly music plays and she starts blabbing some poetry that she wrote about him)
Helga Pataki syndrome
Helga Pataki Syndrome by snejana October 17, 2012

Helga Lumpneck

A very beautiful girl in a blue polka-dot bikini. She will sometimes stuff her bikini.
"Hey bro, Helga Lumpneck is looking beautiful today."
Helga Lumpneck by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020

Collin Hegarty

A big nonce who created the stupid maths homework website, HegartyMaths. What a hypocrite for using his own last name in his website name. He is the reason many kids get what is called the Hegarty Depression. He is the satan of many kids lives. He is also known as Mr Hegarty.
I got the Hegarty Depression because of Collin Hegarty and his stupid maths website
Collin Hegarty by Shanielle September 4, 2019

Hegarty Depression 

When you get set math homework on Hegarty Maths and get so mad that you want to kys and can't be asked to do it anymore.
"Did you do the homework bro?"
"Nah, the Hegarty depression kicked in."
Hegarty Depression by Matt0909 November 12, 2018

helga lumpneck

Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.
“DUDE! SHES HOT? Is she new?”
“Yeah bro, that’s Helga Lumpneck”
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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