Heinzelman

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Lack of an internal filter; blurting out inappropriate and bawdy comments at all times. Generally lewd and lascivious behavior.

When you drink too much your Heinzelman shows.

Heinzelman by Gloria125 February 5, 2010

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Hinkelman

One who posseses a staggering level of sexiness, hotness, n in some serious cases makes woman want to rip his clothes off n do innapropriate things in public with the "hinkelman". Usually of many mixed races,(one race culdnt make all that sexiness), making him amazing at all sports n activities, a huge private area, n an outstanding fighter

I wish i was a hinkelman

Hinkelman by fickidyfickstermascher October 27, 2008

Related Words

Heinzelman • Heinzelmanchens • Heintzelman • heinemann • Heinzman • heiselman • Hinkelman • Heinz Maneuver

Heinzman

Derived from the son of Zues meaning skilled train maker. Second cousins to the Heinz fortune, unfortunately left out of the will due to a tragic smelting accident.

Do the Heinzman on that ho!

Heinzman by carahh September 23, 2010

heiselman

The most hottest guy in the world who cares so much about everyone. He knows how to make his girl happy and keep her happy.

Damn that's a heiselman.

heiselman by Whenistartedballingiwasyoung September 11, 2016

Heinzelmanchens

Die Heinzelmanchens are a bunch of cuties; these elves help humans out in Cologne, Germany. They look after bars and other businesses while business owners are sleeping. Die Heinzelmanchens wear red or green pointed caps; their clothes match. Die Heinzelmanchens are shy like Brownies because they don't want people to see them on shifts.

One story says that these elves are not in Cologne anymore because some careless mutter ficker left peas on the floor, thus these poor elves almost tripped and broke their necks.

Die Heinzelmanchens prevented countless sums of money from being lost, they sealed the vats so the beer would be fresh, and they didn't charge extra for their services. Aren't they sweet?

Heinzelmanchens by I fucking tried OK July 26, 2009

heinemann

A very creepy man, stares at little children with pleasure and teaches a shitty Chemistry class. Usually drives a white van and has a plain goatee. Somehow married to a woman that’s obviously younger than him

That Heinemann keeps staring at my kids

heinemann by fukniglets September 13, 2017

Heintzelman

A deadbeat in their 50s who still live off their parents.

That heintzelman is a drain on society.

Heintzelman by Notheintzelman September 9, 2025

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026