Heinzelman 

Lack of an internal filter; blurting out inappropriate and bawdy comments at all times. Generally lewd and lascivious behavior.

When you drink too much your Heinzelman shows.

Heinzelman by Gloria125 February 5, 2010

Hinkelman

One who posseses a staggering level of sexiness, hotness, n in some serious cases makes woman want to rip his clothes off n do innapropriate things in public with the "hinkelman". Usually of many mixed races,(one race culdnt make all that sexiness), making him amazing at all sports n activities, a huge private area, n an outstanding fighter

I wish i was a hinkelman

Hinkelman by fickidyfickstermascher October 27, 2008

Heinzman 

Derived from the son of Zues meaning skilled train maker. Second cousins to the Heinz fortune, unfortunately left out of the will due to a tragic smelting accident.

Do the Heinzman on that ho!

Heinzman by carahh September 23, 2010

heiselman 

The most hottest guy in the world who cares so much about everyone. He knows how to make his girl happy and keep her happy.

Damn that's a heiselman.

heiselman by Whenistartedballingiwasyoung September 11, 2016

Heinzelmanchens

Die Heinzelmanchens are a bunch of cuties; these elves help humans out in Cologne, Germany. They look after bars and other businesses while business owners are sleeping. Die Heinzelmanchens wear red or green pointed caps; their clothes match. Die Heinzelmanchens are shy like Brownies because they don't want people to see them on shifts.

One story says that these elves are not in Cologne anymore because some careless mutter ficker left peas on the floor, thus these poor elves almost tripped and broke their necks.

Die Heinzelmanchens prevented countless sums of money from being lost, they sealed the vats so the beer would be fresh, and they didn't charge extra for their services. Aren't they sweet?

Heinzelmanchens by I fucking tried OK July 26, 2009

heinemann 

A very creepy man, stares at little children with pleasure and teaches a shitty Chemistry class. Usually drives a white van and has a plain goatee. Somehow married to a woman that’s obviously younger than him

That Heinemann keeps staring at my kids

heinemann by fukniglets September 13, 2017

Heintzelman 

A deadbeat in their 50s who still live off their parents.

That heintzelman is a drain on society.

Heintzelman by Notheintzelman September 9, 2025