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A straight up bitch, sarcastic but once you get to know her, she's really sweet and thoughtful. She's fun to be with and you'll love to get close with her. Cute. Funny. Lovely. Outgoing.
She's such a Heizel! I love her.
Heizel by girlfromnowhere June 8, 2021
Heizel is a given name of German origin, often also written as Hazel or Hazyl (although Hazel is often considered a English or Irish name). Heizel can be a rendition of the colour Hazel, which is a common eye colour.

Heizel is a surname most prevalent in North American countries such as the United States of America and Canada.

In my opinion, Heizel is a gorgeous name and I’d love to name my child it one day. Although, with the spelling, it’s a more hipster styled name. Non the less, it’s beautiful and has a nice origin.
“Hello, my name is Heizel.”

“How interesting, my grandma from Zürich had that last name before she got married!”
Heizel by vatan June 30, 2021
Heitzel is amazing. She comes in a small package and is caramel in complexion. She has the cutest dimples that everyone wants to steal and she looks hot in glasses.

Her nickname is Pretzel. And shes adorable.
Guy: Check out that girl!

Other guy: Dude, she looks like a Heitzel.
Heitzel by merode July 21, 2011

Heinzelman 

Lack of an internal filter; blurting out inappropriate and bawdy comments at all times. Generally lewd and lascivious behavior.
When you drink too much your Heinzelman shows.
Heinzelman by Gloria125 February 5, 2010

Heinzelmanchens

Die Heinzelmanchens are a bunch of cuties; these elves help humans out in Cologne, Germany. They look after bars and other businesses while business owners are sleeping. Die Heinzelmanchens wear red or green pointed caps; their clothes match. Die Heinzelmanchens are shy like Brownies because they don't want people to see them on shifts.

One story says that these elves are not in Cologne anymore because some careless mutter ficker left peas on the floor, thus these poor elves almost tripped and broke their necks.
Die Heinzelmanchens prevented countless sums of money from being lost, they sealed the vats so the beer would be fresh, and they didn't charge extra for their services. Aren't they sweet?
Getting so high that your eyes turn red like Heinz Ketchup.
Yo Jimmy, lets rip bowls tonight and get heinzed.

or

Barry is currently heinzed as fuck.
Heinzed by brotherhood101 May 27, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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