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Henrique 

A higher being equivalent to God.
A sex machine.
Person whose penis is the size of a skyscraper.
Very cool dude.
I believe in Henrique, he is my faith;
He is a Henrique in bed;
Let's have sex like you're Henrique;
He is very Henrique;

Henriquez 

A surname of a wog legend. Latino with nice eyes, hair and perfect personality. Never let somebody with the surname Henriquez go, you will regret it. They will always be shy at first but when you get to know them they won’t ever shut the fuck up. Their humour is hilarious and they’re always supportive.
Boy : “do you know Luis Henriquez?”
Girl : “isn’t that the really shy kid?”
Boy : “not until you know him well”

Girl and boy : *smiles*
Henriquez by Nunya Smith March 22, 2019

Henrique 

Calling someone a Henrique is similar to calling someone a pimp, but unlike calling someone a pimp, when you call someone a Henrique, you're implying that his penis is as big as he is tall. A henrique is the definition of well hung.
The term originated in the portuguese town of Guia in the early 21st century, and is still being used around the country.
Yo that guy's such a Henrique, I was rolling my 6 foot blunt the other day, and he whooped out his cock and there it was, clear as day. as long as he was tall motherfucker. And as I was lookin down, 'n' contemplatin' the sight, he smoked my blunt in 1 hit.
Henrique by Lord of the Pigeons April 16, 2008

Benjamin Henriques

Charismatic, Handsome, tall, Sexy and funny.

Benjamin Henriques, a dreamy Portuguese man who has it all. But he can be quite an asshole sometimes. Benjamin has brown hair, green eyes and a perfect smile.

He will make time for you all the time, Benjamin’s always so horny, but hey they sure have big dicks ;) he will make sure that he pleasures you the right way.

He’s a man of his words, he will truly love you for who you are. He doesn’t give up when things gets tough, he is patient when it comes to love and is loyal and will do everything to reach his goal in life.

Benjamin’s are handy and creative. But when he’s angry and he shouts...RUN!

Benjamin’s jokes are the best, they are simply terrible but funny. (Sorry not sorry)

Benjamin’s are the greatest, outgoing, handsome guy you will ever meet! If you have a Benjamin in your life (lover or a friend)

Never let them go...
danggg he’s seriously handsome, he must be Portuguese right?

Yeah he is, that’s Benjamin Henriques.
Benjamin Henriques by chellie1228 January 20, 2021

Henrique 

Henrique: It means "lord of the home," "prince of the home," or "ruler of the house."

Henrique originates in the Germanic name Haimirich, composed by the union of the elements heim, which means "home", "house", and rik, which means "lord", "prince", "power". From this junction comes the meaning "lord of the home," "prince of the home," or "ruler of the house."

It was a name widely used by royalty, adopted by English, Germanic, French, and Portuguese kings.

The most famous historical figure who bore this name was Henry VIII of England, which had its reign comprised between the years of 1509 and 1547.

Henry VIII was known to have played a key role in breaking the Anglican Church with the Catholic Church. In addition, he was considered one of the most charismatic rulers who passed through the English throne.

The name appeared in Portugal with D. Henrique de Burggonha, father of D. Afonso Henriques.

In England it was introduced by the Normans. It became very popular during the Middle Ages, with the Henry and Herry forms, which are the most common variants in the United States and England respectively.

Also it was name of several saints and much used in Literature to denominate noble personages.
"Did you know that Henrique comes from a german name, Haimirich?"
Henrique by SucculentsArePlantastic December 27, 2017

Henrique Rocha

The best fifa player out of portugal
Henrique Rocha is the best fifa player
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