Hell and Fuck(eff) mixed to make a more suitable word of context for those around the vulnerable eared people. ie children, bosses, nuns, priests, old people.

What the heff is that on your shirt?

Heff by Nik-Weezy January 13, 2009

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(v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friends you are only showering. Thus making them assume that every time you shower it is after you masturbate.

Joe: Yo bro you wanna meet up tonight?
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.

heff by Craiff December 17, 2008

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heck & eff mixed together.

what the heff are you doing?!
shut the heff up.
stop heffing doing that!

heff by cicibopper November 18, 2009

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A heff is a sigh but also comes with more meaning, it is another way of saying I don't care/ most mean words, you can say it under your breath or out loud to someone they most likely might not know but its a good way of saying it to a disliked one.

Mean words/maybegood

1.(of course) I don't care
2. Fine
3.I'm realeved
4. Leave me alone

5. Stop

Boss : " I told you to clean out the cash register! "
Woman : " heff!, I'll do it later" *smerks*
Boos : " well, alright then but this is your last warning!"

heff by darkskygamerr August 2, 2016

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Fucking Fat Ass.
likes to eat Ben Kohner.

that fat ass is so fat. hes almost as fat as Heff..

Heff by Me. November 18, 2003

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