Heff

Hell and Fuck(eff) mixed to make a more suitable word of context for those around the vulnerable eared people. ie children, bosses, nuns, priests, old people.

What the heff is that on your shirt?

by Nik-Weezy January 13, 2009

Heff

Fucking Fat Ass.
likes to eat Ben Kohner.

that fat ass is so fat. hes almost as fat as Heff..

by Me. November 18, 2003

Heff

A word used mostly in form of text, to describe a feeling of annoyance, boredom or frustration.

They had me stacking the shelves again, even though they said I'd be on the tills again. Heff

1: Did you know they cancelled tonight's episode?
2: What? Really?
1: Yep. Cancelled until next week.
2: Heff

by TwiggyZap October 25, 2018

Heff

Short for “Heffer”. Commonly applied to obese, overweight individuals. Relates the person to the cow species so can also often be tied in to being a “grass-eater”.

Look at that Heff sitting over there in his office. I bet he hasn’t moved all day that fatass. He considers walking on a treadmill a workout.

by Jacky Handy January 28, 2018

heff

Cool. Awesome. Totally rad. Hip.

Dude thats heff!
I know man its awesome!

by Ryan Pater April 2, 2005

heff

A subsitute for the words 'hell' or 'fuck'. Originated in Guam.

What the heff does that guy thinks hey's doing?

by (nick][dr) March 10, 2009

heff

(v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friends you are only showering. Thus making them assume that every time you shower it is after you masturbate.

Joe: Yo bro you wanna meet up tonight?
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.

by Craiff December 17, 2008