Hell and Fuck(eff) mixed to make a more suitable word of context for those around the vulnerable eared people. ie children, bosses, nuns, priests, old people.
What the heff is that on your shirt?
by Nik-Weezy January 13, 2009
by Me. November 18, 2003
They had me stacking the shelves again, even though they said I'd be on the tills again. Heff
1: Did you know they cancelled tonight's episode?
2: What? Really?
1: Yep. Cancelled until next week.
2: Heff
1: Did you know they cancelled tonight's episode?
2: What? Really?
1: Yep. Cancelled until next week.
2: Heff
by TwiggyZap October 25, 2018
Short for “Heffer”. Commonly applied to obese, overweight individuals. Relates the person to the cow species so can also often be tied in to being a “grass-eater”.
Look at that Heff sitting over there in his office. I bet he hasn’t moved all day that fatass. He considers walking on a treadmill a workout.
by Jacky Handy January 28, 2018
by Ryan Pater April 02, 2005
by (nick][dr) March 10, 2009
(v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friends you are only showering. Thus making them assume that every time you shower it is after you masturbate.
Joe: Yo bro you wanna meet up tonight?
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.
by Craiff December 17, 2008