happy birthday

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

by Me. October 10, 2004

bitch bucket

a small, generally convertible, generally vw cabrio, type car with a generally blonde bitch driving it talking on her cell phone while putting her make up on

i was nearly hit by some bitch bucket today

by me. October 25, 2003

The Ginty

Two in the pink - two in the stink.

When she bent over I sent her The Ginty.

by Me. March 26, 2004

Javina

The most awesomest bitch you'll meet. Also, this name is used once in a million times for a child. Usually a girl. She's cute, toooo.

I'll name that bitch Javina.

Where my nigga Javina at?

by ME. August 09, 2012

nobber

Oral sex given by a female to a male. Also- Nob Job, Nob Slobbin', Slobin' the Nob.

She gave me a nobber. or I just got a Nob Job.

by Me. December 07, 2002

Snap

another for doing a line of speed (or cocaine)

you want a snap, i got one lined right up for you?

by me. October 25, 2003

i

A letter that overly energetic high school girls add to their otherwise traditional names to make them "cute".

Cheerleader: Hi, I'm Jenni--with an i! And this is my friend, Christi.

by me. September 06, 2004