(v) to masturbate and then shower, but tell your friends you are only showering. Thus making them assume that every time you shower it is after you masturbate.
Joe: Yo bro you wanna meet up tonight?
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.
John: Yeah im at home and im gonna heff quickly before i come meet you.
by Craiff December 06, 2008