jonathan hedman is a really nice guy. He is often seen stoned or taking hits of his minifit ( vape or juul). He will laugh at all your jokes or even just to fill a silence. He is extremely funny and will leave you in a fit of laughter. He is an incredibly good kisser. When hes not playing cs, fortnite or grounded, you will see him on his scooter.
person 1: " have you seen, Jonathan Hedman lately?"
person 2:"yeah, i saw him on his scooter with his juul yesterday."
person 1:"really? im surprised he wasnt high."
person 2:"me too."
A very kind and caring person. He takes time to give advice and listen to his friends. If he sees someone who is feeling down he reaches out to them. He’s genuinely a positive person who tries to brighten everyone’s day. If you know a Hemant, give him a hug. Hemant will generally try to use pickup lines on you, but it’s all because he cares and wants to make you smile.
“Who’s the pickup line god over there?”
“Oh that must be Hemant.”
“Damn I wish I was as smooth as Hemant.”
A female name of Indian origin describing a sweet, beautiful, kind, and creative girl.
One of the most famous "Hemanee"'s is the Indian celebrity, Hemanee Sharma. She is often seen with her boyfriend, who is very attractive, and is all over the Indian tabloids.
An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.
Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a souldigger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.