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Hedge Trimmer 

The electric razor you choose to use for shaving your pubic hair.
I woke up today with morning wood and jerked off in my bed. I got up to get ready for work and noticed that I was long overdue for a shave. Once I was done shaving, I realized I had used my Hedge Trimmer. My face felt like balls for the rest of the day..
Hedge Trimmer by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013
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Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

The promiscuous act of packing your rectum full of sand and sitting on your partners face while they masturbate into a hijab
Last night was so wild, bro. This smokin' hot chud and I got freaky back at my place and he gave me a Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

Georgia Hedgetrimmer 

When your cousin shaves then consumes your freshly shaved pubes
I received a Georgia Hedgetrimmer at the family reunion

hedgetrimmer 

To some people it's a weapon and not a tool.
Oh yea she's bad, she's gonna cut you with the hedgetrimmer if you get any closer to her backyard.
hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

Hedgetrimmer 

A weapon instead of a tool to some.
Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.
Hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021
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