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Hedgetrimmer 

A weapon instead of a tool to some.
Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.
Hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

Georgia Hedgetrimmer 

When your cousin shaves then consumes your freshly shaved pubes
I received a Georgia Hedgetrimmer at the family reunion

Hedge Trimmer 

The electric razor you choose to use for shaving your pubic hair.
I woke up today with morning wood and jerked off in my bed. I got up to get ready for work and noticed that I was long overdue for a shave. Once I was done shaving, I realized I had used my Hedge Trimmer. My face felt like balls for the rest of the day..
Hedge Trimmer by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

The promiscuous act of packing your rectum full of sand and sitting on your partners face while they masturbate into a hijab
Last night was so wild, bro. This smokin' hot chud and I got freaky back at my place and he gave me a Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026