hedgetrimmer

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To some people it's a weapon and not a tool.

Oh yea she's bad, she's gonna cut you with the hedgetrimmer if you get any closer to her backyard.

hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

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Hedgetrimmer

A weapon instead of a tool to some.

Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.

Hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

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Georgia Hedgetrimmer

When your cousin shaves then consumes your freshly shaved pubes

I received a Georgia Hedgetrimmer at the family reunion

Georgia Hedgetrimmer by Pussyslayer4206666.9 February 16, 2018

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Hedge Trimmer

The electric razor you choose to use for shaving your pubic hair.

I woke up today with morning wood and jerked off in my bed. I got up to get ready for work and noticed that I was long overdue for a shave. Once I was done shaving, I realized I had used my Hedge Trimmer. My face felt like balls for the rest of the day..

Hedge Trimmer by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

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Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

The promiscuous act of packing your rectum full of sand and sitting on your partners face while they masturbate into a hijab

Last night was so wild, bro. This smokin' hot chud and I got freaky back at my place and he gave me a Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer by Saudi Labia March 5, 2026

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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