Hebeneezer 

A Hebeneezer is often found horizontal. A Hebeneezer gets angry if it isn't fed immediately when it realises it's hungry. It is hard to anticipate when a Hebeneezer might get hungry so it is suggested one constantly carries Brie in case of emergency. A Hebeneezer is bad at tennis but it moves with a certain grace uncharacteristic of the Hebeneezer. The Hebeneezer is a social creature. If the Hebeneezer is found upright, be afraid, they are unpredictable yet deadly.

"why do you have a black eye and a limp?" "I gave the Hebeneezer it's dinner 10 minutes late."

Hebeneezer by WIN4.8 May 11, 2022

ebeneezer goode 

pills, E, Ecstasy, XTC, Vera's

A term used around 15 years ago during the rave scene. cheesy quaver.

"E's are Good, E's are Good - He's Ebeneezer Goode."

ebeneezer goode by Jules1111111111111111111111 July 5, 2007

ebeneezer scrooge

used to describe, often in a negative manner, someone who is stingy and crafty. a jew, if you will.

bro a. "man, what are you like, ebeneezer scrooge?"
bro b. "fuck you buzz killington"
bro c. "shut up ebeneezer scrooge, stop being such a stinge on your fucking chips man"
bro b. "you can all suck my dick"
bro a. and bro c. "fucking ebeneezer scrooge."

ebeneezer scrooge by broseidon brahhh January 16, 2011

Ebeneezer Screw 

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.

"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".

Ebeneezer Screw by Andru J. November 12, 2009