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Hebeneezer

A Hebeneezer is often found horizontal. A Hebeneezer gets angry if it isn't fed immediately when it realises it's hungry. It is hard to anticipate when a Hebeneezer might get hungry so it is suggested one constantly carries Brie in case of emergency. A Hebeneezer is bad at tennis but it moves with a certain grace uncharacteristic of the Hebeneezer. The Hebeneezer is a social creature. If the Hebeneezer is found upright, be afraid, they are unpredictable yet deadly.

"why do you have a black eye and a limp?" "I gave the Hebeneezer it's dinner 10 minutes late."

by WIN4.8 May 11, 2022