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Heavygoat 

The mighty goat who had to defeat the evil Lightsheep. In a distant land, nestled in the heart of a sprawling valley, there lived two powerful animals who ruled the other creatures of the land. The first was a mighty goat known as Heavygoat, feared and respected by all who knew him. The second was a cunning and malicious sheep known as Lightsheep, who sought to overthrow Heavygoat and rule the valley for herself.
For many years, Heavygoat and Lightsheep lived in a tense and uneasy peace, each vying for power and influence. However, when Heavygoat refused to bow to Lightsheep's demands, she declared war on him and his followers, intent on destroying them once and for all.

The battle was fierce and brutal, with both sides suffering heavy losses. Heavygoat used his massive horns to charge and slam into Lightsheep's army of sheep, while Lightsheep's evil tactics and cunning strategies proved to be a formidable opponent. The battle raged on for days, with neither side gaining the upper hand.

As the sun began to set on the third day of the battle, Heavygoat rallied his remaining forces and launched a final assault on Lightsheep's stronghold. The two sides clashed in a furious melee, with horns clanging and the ground trembling beneath their hooves.

In the end, it was Heavygoat who emerged victorious, goring Lightsheep with a single, mighty blow. The valley was bathed in a brilliant light, and the other creatures of the land cheered as Heavygoat emerged victorious.

From that day on, Heavygoat ruled the valley with a fair and just hand, ensuring that all creatures, including Lightsheep's army of sheep, were treated with respect and equality. The battle between Heavygoat and Lightsheep became a cautionary tale, a reminder of the dangers of unchecked ambition and the importance of strength and justice in times of war.
Heavygoat by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023
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heavybating 

When one masturbates more than they usually do.
Man 1: Ever since Jeannie broke up with me I have been heavybating.
Man 2: Maybe you should cool it on the masturbation.
heavybating by D'Angelo Collins April 22, 2014

heavyfoot 

the mayor of chicago. " lorie lightfoot".
man that heavyfoot is sure crackin down
heavyfoot by cookin dat chow December 21, 2020

Heavyoak 

A web god. All powerful and all seeing.
has many powers and many websites.
OMG!! it's heavyoak!
he's here on this site!

YAY!!

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026