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Heathgasm 

And unsatisfactory orgasm or an event that is disappointing and does not live up to your standards
1. "How was the party?"
"It was a bit of a heathgasm"
2. Sleeping with George was a definite heathgasm
Heathgasm by Heath Messenger August 26, 2007
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Deathgasm 

1) The feeling of having an abnormally strong orgasm to the point that you fear for your life.
2) A word to describe the look on someone's face just before they die of an incredibly powerful orgasm.
When Rollie sent her boyfriend nude photos, the look on his face could only be described as a deathgasm.
Deathgasm by justanemokid February 24, 2009
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heartgasms 

This means to have an orgasm from the heart, not sexually but the same amount of pleasure as an orgasm.
Josh: you give me heartgasms
you: no way!
Josh: yes you make my heart nut
heartgasms by virxtuaI May 8, 2021

hategasm 

An explosive release of emotional tension experienced at the height of personal hatefulness, usually accompanied by the uncontrolled spewing forth of severely profane insults and various other forms of intense verbal abuse.
Yes, please read what this guy writes, and then read it again. The depths of ineffectual blandness and mediocrity plumbed by his style-free ramblings can only serve to temper our respective hatreds. His mere presence has me on the verge of a hategasm.
hategasm by Kyle! May 9, 2005

Headgasm 

An orgasm for your head delivered by a "Headgasm" scalp massager. Only the best feeling in the world. Comparable to the feeling of a cold shiver down your spine, but on the top of your head.
That thing is like an orgasm, for your head! Headgasm!
Headgasm by joell86 September 1, 2010

Hategasm 

A hategasm occurs when a female sex worker or adult film actress reaches climax during work. As many porn stars are in committed relationships and are supposed to separate business from pleasure in the industry, an actual orgasm is viewed as a betrayal of sorts, and the actress usually visibly displays anger at herself or her film partner for giving her an orgasm.
"Why is that pornstar crying and yelling at that dude?"

"I think went he went in the backdoor, he gave her a hategasm."
Hategasm by brabea22 October 14, 2012

Hahgasm. 

A laugh that you cant stop and it makes you feel good.
Person 1 : STOPIT YOUR GIVING ME HAHGASMS,!

Person 2 : Teehee, I gave you a hahgasm.
Hahgasm. by R1A2C3 July 19, 2009
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