Hatgasm 

Seeing/Wearing a fancy hat and getting excited over it.

Person-Wow, did you see Erin's hat? It gave me a hatgasm!
It's so cool!

Hatgasm by Farmer Joe. January 3, 2011

hategasm 

An explosive release of emotional tension experienced at the height of personal hatefulness, usually accompanied by the uncontrolled spewing forth of severely profane insults and various other forms of intense verbal abuse.

Yes, please read what this guy writes, and then read it again. The depths of ineffectual blandness and mediocrity plumbed by his style-free ramblings can only serve to temper our respective hatreds. His mere presence has me on the verge of a hategasm.

hategasm by Kyle! May 9, 2005

Hategasm 

A hategasm occurs when a female sex worker or adult film actress reaches climax during work. As many porn stars are in committed relationships and are supposed to separate business from pleasure in the industry, an actual orgasm is viewed as a betrayal of sorts, and the actress usually visibly displays anger at herself or her film partner for giving her an orgasm.

"Why is that pornstar crying and yelling at that dude?"

"I think went he went in the backdoor, he gave her a hategasm."

Hategasm by brabea22 October 14, 2012

Hahgasm. 

A laugh that you cant stop and it makes you feel good.

Person 1 : STOPIT YOUR GIVING ME HAHGASMS,!

Person 2 : Teehee, I gave you a hahgasm.

Hahgasm. by R1A2C3 July 19, 2009

heatgasm 

What you experience when you've got a poison ivy rash and you take a hot shower

Omg, my mind was about to explode after that heatgasm I had in the shower

heatgasm by shuman407 October 20, 2008

hamgasm 

When you eat ham, and it's so good you cum.

Oh my god..yes..HAM!!...YESSSS!!...I just hamgasmed.

hamgasm by thelizardqueen April 13, 2007

Hamgasm 

When the thought, eating of or otherwise engaging with pork products spawns a mental or physical orgasm.

The smell of bacon cooking gave her a hamgasm.

Hamgasm by Queen of 29 November 1, 2020