Hearts of Iron 4 

A financial trap that will steal your soul and your wallet with all their DLCs. Turn back before it's too late.
God help you the second you hit that play button, for it's already too late

I've played Hearts of Iron 4 for about 1000 hours and I still don't know how the fuck to use a navy or air force.

Hearts of Iron 4 by epicstench October 27, 2022

Hearts Of Iron 4 

A WW2-themed grand strategy game by Paradox Interactive. It’ll eat your life away.

Bob: David has been in his room for 9 hours, the fuck has he been doing?
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.

Hearts Of Iron 4 by E hates Q May 3, 2023

Hearts of Iron 4 

The fourth game in a grand strategy series about ww2 by paradox interactive, hearts of iron 4 is commonly associated with a lack of going outside, having a girlfriend (or friends for that matter), and holding views obtained by falling down the alt - right pipeline.

person 1: "I play Hearts of Iron 4"
person 2: "why are you talking to me, I dont even know who you are"

Hearts of Iron 4 by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 21, 2022

Hearts of Iron 4 

The art of not getting bitches

Guy one: I play Hearts of Iron 4
Guy two: Touch grass kid; you get no bitches.

Hearts of Iron 4 by atypicalbearsfan February 3, 2022

Hearts of Iron 4 Player 

A Subterranean Dweller who has fowl political takes all day and is built like a Neanderthal

Person A: on r/communism or something “The Soviet Union is so cool i wish I lived there!!! Stalin for the win!!!”
Person B: “No surprise there. Probably another Hearts of Iron 4 Player…”

Hearts of Iron 4 Player by Raycroc1940 August 29, 2023

Hop on Hearts of Iron 4 

Term for men who love to get shot and molested by baby monkeys. The man usually enjoys it.

John: "Hey, want to hop on Hearts of Iron 4?"
Larry: "Yeah, sure. I'd love to :D"

Hop on Hearts of Iron 4 by Ulty May 1, 2022