Heard Faced

When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.

“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”

Heard Faced by Douchydev September 3, 2023

Hard faced 

Strong features, homely, ugly face

His woman crush Wednesday is hard faced

Hard faced by Classychick88 June 29, 2015

Hard faced Angie 

Nurse with a rough usually masculine face, not usually nice or feminine. Typically single or single mom. Personality usually matches face. Loads of opinions and debt typically.

At the gym the hard faced Angie was noticing me. I was noticing her, we talked, and definitely not worth it.

Hard faced Angie by Phatpete June 13, 2024

Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head 

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)

Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!

Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009

head face 

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.

"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."

head face by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008

Good Head Face 

Adjective/Noun Used to describe a girl who has a face that you would really, really like to see giving you head. Way more than a regular girls face.

Trish has really good head face man.

Good Head Face by DKM April 26, 2006

hard face 

Face Like flint, Stoney faced, face that that seem to have been weathered like old leather. a face so hard it could cut diamonds. Old leather face

OMG, that Bitch's sure is hard faced.
If i had a knife i could use his hard face as a sharpening stone.

hard face by trimk February 27, 2009