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Health Scied

The act of being caught up in an assignment/essay/test and becoming worried, anxious, stressed and panicked unnecessarily because of the influence of your peers even though the assignment/essay/test isn't a big deal.
"I'm totally freaking out about this essay"
"Whatever, I'll finish it later tonight"
"Ya good idea, maybe I've just been health scied"
by CovertLOL January 19, 2010
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Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..
by Mandarthum September 2, 2009
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Queen's Health Science

A program within the University of Queen's University. Full of hardworking individuals who are actually smart, unlike McMaster.
Queen's Health Science: We've got actual classes unlike Mac with a yoga course SMH
by CrypticStudent September 21, 2021
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Health Science Student

A person who, while gifted in the art of chemistry, biology, and other bodily issues, knows the most exotic women a campus has to offer. What separates a male health science student from the Average Joe on campus is the ability to know nothing on how to talk to a woman, without presenting himself as a complete idiot. The given effect of this is second hand embarrassment to both parties in the conversation, plus any bystander within a ten meter radius.
That health science student over there is making a complete idiot of himself in front of that beautiful woman. Now I've got second hand embarrassment.
by DELTA-GUNNER April 12, 2013
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bayside health sciences academy

the health sciences academy is full of privileged, melodramatic people that turn their nose up at everyone not up to their standards. there's no guys in the academy and the girls treat the 5 guys that actually go there like they are gods on earth. other than that, its pretty cool. The medical teachers are dope and super great at teaching. Don't come here for the social scene is all I'm saying, but you'll have some hella good medical teachers
"where you going to school next year?"
"im going to bayside health sciences academy"
"okay just don't act like a pretentious asshole and you'll be fine"
by mbvbitch July 3, 2021
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Science and Health

A nineteenth century precursor to The Matrix. Used in the study of Christian Science.
"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."

"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"
by Adamant101 February 10, 2008
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