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Headphone Jack 

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021

Headphone jack hack gone wrong 

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.
Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

removed the headphone jack

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

Put your plug in my headphone jack 

This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022