2 definitions by Sexy hot gorilla

Headphone jack hack gone wrong

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.

Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

An 80 year old woman, who likes to peg 21-70 year old men dressed as superman with a 12 inched rainbow dildo well screaming god bless you.

Boy 1: did you see dirty Edith last night?
Boy 2: oh yea
Boy 1: wanna make out?
Boy 2: fuck yea daddy-chan

by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021