Headcrap

When someone shits on your head

I just got a headcrap

Headcrap by Fnishwhish September 14, 2021

headcrab 

A small basketball-sized alien found in the assumed fictional game Half-Life.

Headcrabs are small light yellow domes with four legs. Their two front legs are long grasping claws, and the two rear are simply stubs to walk on and jump with. Headcrabs find a human-like host and leap for the head, hence the name. They orient themselves on the head and cover the host's face. Their mouthlike structures somehow take control of their host's brain activities and keep them alive as the headcrab. The "zombie" then conforms over times to include long pointy claws on the hands and a mouth that opens between the ribs.

A fully grown headcrab turns into a gonarch, commonly called Big Momma. Four long armored legs and a circular shell to cover the top, gonarch is radial in symmetry. She has a large eggsack and gives birth to baby headcrabs often. Few headcrabs live to this age.

The quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrab's host.

headcrab by Tiki Man January 10, 2004

headcrack 

When someone rolls a 4-5-6 in cee-lo

First I was losin then I started throwin headcrack
after headcrack, got my bread back - Big L, Casuaties of a Dice Game

headcrack by Tha Kid October 19, 2004

Penis Headwrap 

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.

“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”

Penis Headwrap by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Headcapper 

A vigorous drunken blowjob usually given by a cum guzzler. Most often received in a bathroom stall or the bed of a pickup truck.

I met Angie at the bar last night and she gave me a real headcapper.

Headcapper by tditty October 16, 2008

Headcrab 

A parasitic alien that is fucking cute as hell I mean have you even looked at one

Everyone loves headcrabs

Headcrab by Mrcoolgamerdude March 8, 2022

Headcrab Zombie 

Headcrab Zombies are Zombies from Half-Life and Half-Life 2. In Half-Life, scienctist had been turned into Zombies from the Headcrabs. In Half-Life 2, Zombies are from Citizens, but these Zombies can also throw debris at you. Zombies are usally found in non-combine locations (like Ravenholm).

To kill a Headcrab Zombie, you need to use a .357 Magnum or Shotgun. If you don't have those use your Pistol or SMG. Crowbar is ok with Zombies but you might take some damage. Really you need to aim for the head (where the headcrab is), if you aim for the lower body the Headcrab might survive. Throw debris at Zombies if you want but be careful of the suriving Headcrabs and their Torsos. Headcrab Zombies also come in Torsos. Zombies sometimes have no legs so the torsos crawl around in crouch areas like the Auto-Gun junk yard in HL2: Episode Two.

Headcrab Zombie by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008