Head Count 

Similar to Bed Count. One's Head count is the number of times you've gone down on someone, performed oral sex. Many people believe that oral sex doesn't count as a full notch on your belt, so Head Count is adjusted as Fractional Sex.

Kim: "Well, add one to my head count. I just went down on David in the back seat of his car. I guess I'm up to 15 now."
Krista: "Well, that's fractional sex, so it only counts as 10, especially if you didn't swallow."
Kim: "I swallow every time."
Krista: "Okay, 12.5 then."

Head Count by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007

Country-Fried Meat Head 

Southerner that plays sports

After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers

Country-Fried Meat Head by John March 4, 2005

negative headcount 

A "negative headcount" is a worker that makes so many errors that they create more work than they actually do.

Our new network engineer is a negative headcount - he doesn't know how to do much and what he does is usually wrong. I've been fixing his mistakes for the last two days.

negative headcount by S1KRR November 5, 2016

negative headcount 

Another aspect of negative headcount is when an employee is so toxic that other employees leave in order to get away from them.

Adam was so old school he was constantly making misogynistic and racist statements. That's the primary reason Eve gave for leaving. So Adam is a -1 negative headcount.

negative headcount by S1KRR March 16, 2017

Headcunt 

The mouth of a woman that loves face fucking.

I fucked her Headcunt until I blew down her throat.

Headcunt by LilAussieBattler May 10, 2022