Hbdtm 

"happy birthday to me" when you have no friends and the only
Person that says happy birthday to you is yourself

*opens up twitter and sees no new notifications*

*tweets:* "hbdtm bc everybody else is an asshole"

Hbdtm by Zoëohmy November 20, 2013

hdtmuf

how does that make you feel?

A: Man, my g/f just broke up with me..
B: hdtmuf
A: sux0rs

hdtmuf by cuf July 2, 2004

hdtmyf 

An acronym created by a group of friends to laugh at, as they heard idiots in the hall say "lol" and "rofl".

HDTMYF = How Does That Make You Feel?!

Person 1: "This is such bull. My professor is a total jackass who deprived me of my A!"
Person 2: "hdtmyf?"
Person 1: "Dude really?"
Person 2: *nods*
Person 1: *looks down defeated* "Makes me feel like a complete nerd."

hdtmyf by Chingrato December 12, 2009

HDTMYF 

how does that make you feel

a very commonly used phrase within the essex community- england <3

girl-hahahahahahahahahahahah

boy-LMFAO

girl- HDTMYF

boy- lol, like ive won this round :)

girl-hahah (Y) WIN

HDTMYF by Jessica&Sagar April 2, 2010

hbtm 

Means:happy birthday to me!!!

Sc story:hbtm😒

hbtm by Brian Espinosa January 28, 2018

Hbdt? 

How big dem titties?

Matt: Ashley Hbdt??
Ashley: 38DD 😉

Hbdt? by Cherosea July 9, 2017

HDTMI 

A portmanteau of HDMI(High-Definition Multimedia Interface) and TMI (too much information).

When an HD image or video is in such detail that it exposes unpleasant details, usually wrinkles and/or acne, that would normally only be visible in extreme closeup.

"This is not a flattering image, HDTMI no amount of makeup would cover that up. The camera sees all."

HDTMI by simsilica February 25, 2018