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Hazlehead Academy 

a complete and utter shite hole
hazlehead academy is a pure shite hole
Hazlehead Academy by imabittystoned December 10, 2018
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Hazzle • hazzlet • hizzle • Hazlet • huzzle • Hazzel • Haizley • hazleton • hozzle • Huzzler
V. To hug and nuzzle
N. The act of simultaneously hugging and nuzzling someone.
John huzzled Becky when they were sitting on the couch together.
huzzle by FallenStarD January 22, 2008
Hazzel is amazing, sometimes she can be insecure because she doesnt realize how good she actually looks. Hazzel is really funny and full of love.Hazzel is rare so if you find one make sure to keep her close and tell her how much you appreciate her.
hazzel is a good friend!
Hazzel by dickyydickson July 2, 2020

Hazleton Hot Pocket 

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.
hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!
Hazzel it’s such a amazing girl she’s everything someone could ever dream of perfect body,personality and she has the looks and the brain she doesn’t lack in anything she’s amazing in bed too but she’s very insecure since there’s many people who has bring her down and makes her insecure if you ever meet a Hazzel don’t let her go
Person 1: Hurry up she’s over there

Person 2:who’s is the one making everyone go crazy?

Person 1:it’s Hazzel she’s perfect you should meet her we might miss the chance if you don’t hurry up though
Hazzel by 🎶 May 29, 2021
hazzel is kind and funny and a good person to be around.
hazzel is a great friend!
Hazzel by dickyydickson July 2, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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