by Mark Moore September 22, 2004

by cockassholes December 23, 2013

Alex, you had 3 shots of Jager, 8 bud lights, and topped it off with 3 pull down your pink panties. You were hozzled.
by yellercap May 14, 2005

A fat overwight lebanese man , who eats large amounts of food far too fast, typically such a creature will have massive amounts of hair growing from places that which the normal man has never heard tell.
"That guy's eating his food so fast there's no possible way he's enjoying it! "
" He must be a Hozzle!"
" He must be a Hozzle!"
by Brissy23 March 11, 2010

by beely March 31, 2015

by Hozzler January 22, 2015
