Hazelnuting

When you pull someones ear hard as a joke

Imogen was being annoying so I hazelnuted her
Hazelnuting is not painful so suck it up

by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

hazelnut

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.

"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"

by cafjosh August 10, 2007

hazelnut

A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.

Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut

by slugster August 6, 2014

Hazelnutting

When you dip your balls in Nutella (or any hazelnut butter), then proceed to T-bag your significant other. (could also be a prank)

My kinky/hungry girl friend wanted to try something new, so we bought some Nutella and I ended up hazelnutting her last night.

by Basstard May 10, 2015

hazelnut

Slightly racist way of imitating Native Americans' phrase "ehs, you know it". Common in the Dakotas.

Jaden: "Did you see those trashy nates?!"
Brock: "Hazelnut."

by DannyK June 7, 2005

hazelnut

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard

by crunk m June 7, 2005