Definitions by Imnotatoad

Pistachio 

Pulling someone ponytail so they fall backwards

Shut up or imma Pistachio you

Pistachio by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

Hazelnuting 

When you pull someones ear hard as a joke

Imogen was being annoying so I hazelnuted her
Hazelnuting is not painful so suck it up

Hazelnuting by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021