haykey 

A smashable leprechaun with brown curly hair who loves rangas

omg look is haykey. Let’s get out of here before she starts the Irish jig

haykey by fartmuncher36 February 27, 2023

Hayley:Haykey 

The person I look forward to talking to every single day of my life without a single doubt. The only person who id let put snot on my shirt after crying to me. The person who ill always have open arms for despite the fact that I hate hugs. The person I can’t live without. The person who welcomed me as I am. The person who loved me unconditionally. The person who never left me. The person I’ll never leave. The person I’ll stay there for eternity unless they would like me to leave. The person I’m most attached to than anyone else in the whole universe. The person who I learned to love. The person I’ll love under any conditions. The person i love unconditionally. The person I’d quite literally die for. The person I’d run a marathon for despite the fact that I have super low stamina for running. The person I feel most connected to despite being more than 2,000 miles apart from each other. The person who can wipe my pockets clean. The person I’ll go broke for. The person I’ll go homeless for. The person who will always have my back. The person who listened to my many rants. The person I’ll always listen to. The person I’ll never get tired of talking to. The person who is the definition of pulchritudinous. The person who is most handsome and pretty. The person who the universe doesn’t deserve. The purest and most kindest soul. The most down to earth person. The person I’ll love forever and always<3 -Lisha:)))

Lisha:omg I literally love Hayley:Haykey sm
Hayley:AWWW I LOVE YOU TOO<333
Lisha:I LOVE YOU MORE THO
Hayley:NOT TRUE
Lisha:ITS TRUE
Hayley:NO
Lisha:YES
………

Hayley:Haykey by Lisha<333 September 30, 2021

Hayley Kiyoko 

The Lesbian Jesus

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Hayley Kiyoko’s music video girls like girls before?

Person 2: omg yesss it’s such a good video and an amazing song!

Hayley Kiyoko by HK101 February 13, 2018

Hayley Kiyoko 

the one and motherfucking only lesbian jesus, a literal reincarnation of the sapphic gods,inventor of 20gayteen, provider of gay anthems, saviour of gays and a smol bean who deserves the world.
has big clit energyTM and will stomp on all homophobes with her ultimate gay while killing all lesbians and queer women with her epic dance moves

me, as a queer woman trying to see if my crush is gay: hey do you like hayley kiyoko?
my crush: DID YOU MEAN LESBIAN JESUS, THE SAVIOUR OF GAYS AND THE SINGER OF GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, THE LESBIAN ANTHEM?
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hayley Kiyoko by gayartsyhoe December 6, 2018

Hayley Westenra 

the New Zealand teenage singing sensation, known for her incredible voice and is also a very beautiful, young woman. she's also a member of Celtic Women.

zomg, it's Hayley Westenra, i love her so much!!!

Hayley Westenra by sot1006 September 30, 2008

Hawkeye Vodka 

The shittiest of all the shitty vodkas proudly drunk by teens, college students and alcoholics of the hawkeye state (Iowa). Hawkeye is well known for its awful taste which leaves your eyes watering and its dangerously low price (A handle can be bought for a mere $10).

"Hey Chad, are we still going to make these pledges drink a whole 750 of Hawkeye Vodka before sunrise? "

Hawkeye Vodka by _Relaxed November 15, 2016

riza hawkeye 

A character from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist. Rank First Lt. in the military. Commonly seem by the side of Roy Mustang. Looks best with her hair down. Hottest girl ever that knows how to use a gun to protect her man (roy)

Lt. Hawkeye is the hottest female character in Fullmetal Alchemist.

riza hawkeye by miss_neko March 30, 2005