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Haxternate

To cough, and masturbate loudly. Awkward behaviors, hacking and public masturbation all form this word. Derived from people who are seemingly awkward in society. Sometimes being called Nate, Nater, or Bater, combined with coughing.

Alternatively, it could mean having a cold while masterbating.
Nate"
*cough*cough*fap*"

Ben
"bro, go haxternate somewhere else... i dont wanna hear you cough and beatoff at the same time."

Nate"
*cough*i can't help it, i have a cold."
by treesef July 28, 2011
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haternation

A place that is populated by haters.
Where those that hate and dont appreciate dwell.
Im not prejudice, I just dont like people. I live in a haternation.
by cdubyas December 12, 2008
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haterbate

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon
"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."
by mattymills11 December 22, 2008
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haternation

A place that is populated by haters.
Where those that hate and dont appreciate dwell.
Im not prejudice, I just dont like people. I live in a haternation.
by cdeez February 3, 2007
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hammernated

I am so hammernated.
by leesterfreeman August 27, 2010
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haternades

Stop throwing haternades
by NoBodyDid April 3, 2011
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haterbate

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.
Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2
by scooterchill April 18, 2011
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