Haxternate 

To cough, and masturbate loudly. Awkward behaviors, hacking and public masturbation all form this word. Derived from people who are seemingly awkward in society. Sometimes being called Nate, Nater, or Bater, combined with coughing.

Alternatively, it could mean having a cold while masterbating.

Nate"
*cough*cough*fap*"

Ben
"bro, go haxternate somewhere else... i dont wanna hear you cough and beatoff at the same time."

Nate"
*cough*i can't help it, i have a cold."

Haxternate by treesef July 28, 2011

haternation 

A place that is populated by haters.
Where those that hate and dont appreciate dwell.

Im not prejudice, I just dont like people. I live in a haternation.

haternation by cdubyas December 12, 2008

haterbate  

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon

"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."

haterbate by mattymills11 December 22, 2008

haternation 

A place that is populated by haters.
Where those that hate and dont appreciate dwell.

Im not prejudice, I just dont like people. I live in a haternation.

haternation by cdeez February 3, 2007

hammernated 

The art of being intoxicated

I am so hammernated.

hammernated by leesterfreeman August 27, 2010

haternades

throwing words of hate

Stop throwing haternades

haternades by NoBodyDid April 3, 2011

haterbate 

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.

Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2

haterbate by scooterchill April 18, 2011