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havisham
To break up with someone after consciously exploiting their weakness of being in love, in order to reap the benefits (either materialistic or psychological) of said relationship. Often results in devastation on the affected party.
havisham by M. Kittens September 2, 2005
Related Words
Havisu • havish • havisham • Havisha • hacisuleyman • haisup • Havasu • Havishamery • Havishea • Havishya
lake havasu city
Located in desolate Arizona on the Colorado River on the border of Arizona and California. Yes there is water. Havasuvians share many qualities such as alcoholism, drug addictions, STD's, slutting around, and have a lack of motivation. Rumor has it that its the water. Its actually a really fun place to party.
lake havasu city by michdini13 July 5, 2008
havish
The best boyfriend one can ever get. Always being sweet he never lets anyone feel hurt in anyway possible. there are sometimes when he can get a bit snobby but don't fret he is one that makes dreams come true. He is always sacrificing his own happiness for others and is the most romantic guy on the planet. He's also a good kisser..
havish by BlackHavoc February 21, 2015
Miss Havisham
Look at that Miss Havisham! She is such a Christmas tree.
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We need to decorate the Miss Havisham.
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We need to decorate the Miss Havisham.
Miss Havisham by radicaledward February 6, 2005
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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