Definitions by radicaledward

Miss Havisham

1. A christmas tree
2. A character in an exteremely terrible book, i.e. Great Expectations.

Look at that Miss Havisham! She is such a Christmas tree.
also
We need to decorate the Miss Havisham.

A potenialy life saving substance, very expensive, but very usefull.

-Oh no! That big heavy luma is going to fall on georges head!

-No problem, its being held to the electric with gaff tape.