Haugur

A person that has to take a smoking break every 5 minutes

Haugur: Aight boys smoke break
Everyone else: damn bro you're a Haugur

by V3teran_L3gend December 19, 2021

Haugerbathe

When two hot anime characters have hot sex on a desk with work papers still on it, still in need to be sorted, or worked upon.

"I watched Haugerbathe last night with my boyfriend"

by Gertrude Bethesda Haugerbathe August 10, 2012

hamgurt

Yogurt with an aftertaste inexplicably reminiscent of ham, turkey, or other unspecified deli meats. Possibly correlated to generic labels, or possibly a fluke. In either case, unsettling. Sometimes erroneously thought to be a city in Germany.

"I can't tell if this hamgurt tastes like ham or turkey."

by Sir Humphrey of Cornwall July 1, 2005

hamgurber

hamgurber meal (HAM-GUR-BER). A burger that is sacred. It's used in 99th Janitor Meals and how they operate. Wow that HAMGURBER was great. Time to get back to working.

Holy shit that hamgurber is like eating gods ass

by DivineJanitor May 18, 2020

Haukur

A legend who will steal your girl and there’s nothing stopping him.

Sam how do u get the girls? Haukur just have to look like me;)

by Nathanb6 October 16, 2019

haugered

The act of screwing up an otherwise simple joke or prank, leaving said joke or prank unfunny and unsalvageable.

My momma may like the cock! But yo momma....
Stop!
Man! You haugered that shit up!

by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014

Hamgurgler

While in the act of showering, cupping a handful of water and putting it next against your anus and then ripping a fart causing a gurgling sound. Similar to a pressed ham or shower fart or fart

While I was in the shower, I opted out of giving Bob a pressed ham and instead gave him a hamgurgler.

by Cubby90210 November 11, 2012