hamgurt

Yogurt with an aftertaste inexplicably reminiscent of ham, turkey, or other unspecified deli meats. Possibly correlated to generic labels, or possibly a fluke. In either case, unsettling. Sometimes erroneously thought to be a city in Germany.

"I can't tell if this hamgurt tastes like ham or turkey."

by Sir Humphrey of Cornwall July 1, 2005

hamgurber

hamgurber meal (HAM-GUR-BER). A burger that is sacred. It's used in 99th Janitor Meals and how they operate. Wow that HAMGURBER was great. Time to get back to working.

Holy shit that hamgurber is like eating gods ass

by DivineJanitor May 18, 2020

Hamgurgler

While in the act of showering, cupping a handful of water and putting it next against your anus and then ripping a fart causing a gurgling sound. Similar to a pressed ham or shower fart or fart

While I was in the shower, I opted out of giving Bob a pressed ham and instead gave him a hamgurgler.

by Cubby90210 November 11, 2012

Hamburtarian

A person who does not eat any other meat than ground beef.

Loser: "Do you want some bacon?"
Loretta: "Nah, I'm a Hamburtarian."
Loser: "Wtf? Okay, your loss..."

by trollzoretta September 28, 2014

hamgurgler

when a person drops his pants in front of a girl or boy he barely knows and makes that girl or boy gurgle on his meat load while his spunky taint lays in wait for that individual to suck on it

dude! seth! did you give him that hamgurgler last night when i was sleeping in the bed next to you? you're such a fag!

by Dirk Daryoosh March 16, 2009