Hauganator
My wife will not have sex with me so I had to vary my masturbation with a new reverse grip style that I call "the Hauganator."
Hauganator by RJ Johnson September 5, 2007
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The Hauganator
The Hauganator is a Norwegian myth/legend he is known to like his natural habitat and to pleasure himself with joy. He also has a human-like shape and has a relationship with the loch ness monster
The Hauganator by Usud evsyudvevNi ja January 21, 2019
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Hauninator
Slang for facist, dictator principals. Been known to devour high school students. Often seen at football/ other sporting events.
Hauninator by Shakespeare133 January 15, 2008
Haganater
A guy who is constantly drunk, scared of gay people, works for a cable company and likes to fuck skinny white girls.
Will possibly end up in jail for murder or rape because of his unusual nact for making up stupid ass nicknames such as pumpkin and Haganater.
Will possibly end up in jail for murder or rape because of his unusual nact for making up stupid ass nicknames such as pumpkin and Haganater.
Example #1
Man that guy is wasted, what a fucking haganater.
Example #2
Guy1 - Yo check that guy out I think he is gonna fuck that skinny white girl, go Haganater!
Example # 3
Guy 1- hey man did you hear the nickname that guy gave me? it was so lame he called me pumpkin.
Guy 2- Yeah what kind of nickname is pumpkin, sounds gay to me, maybe he is in love with you and thats his pet name for you, what a fucking Haganater!
Man that guy is wasted, what a fucking haganater.
Example #2
Guy1 - Yo check that guy out I think he is gonna fuck that skinny white girl, go Haganater!
Example # 3
Guy 1- hey man did you hear the nickname that guy gave me? it was so lame he called me pumpkin.
Guy 2- Yeah what kind of nickname is pumpkin, sounds gay to me, maybe he is in love with you and thats his pet name for you, what a fucking Haganater!
hateanator
hateanator by The rat of all rats December 6, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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