Greek adonis/legend known for his ability to attract women and kickboxing ability. Has gained a cult following among the highly educated. See also "The besht."
Mickle: Hey guys I got some chicken nuggets today
Ryan Hatris: Your mom got some chicken nuggets today (tips fedora)
Mickle: Aw man, Ryan Hatris you got me this time
Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.
"Do yousupport Hatism?"
"It's a bit odd but they have their right to religion so yeah."