Hatsie

Insanely fun.
Funny.
So hot.
Likes dogs and snakes.
Lactose intolerant.
Set the best guy you know up with a Hatsie.

"That girl is the best, what a Hatsie."

Hatsie by dexter.fam March 20, 2019

Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.

" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

Hattiesburg Handgun by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011

Hastience 

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."

Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness

Hastience by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011

Hattie 

A beautiful young lady who is talented, smart,and very funny. She has the best sense of humor and is the life of the party. She sometimes can be a bit of a wallflower and doesn't say anything. But with the friends she does have, they love her. You do not want to make her mad.

"Look at her with her humor and all her friends. She is so awesome."
- "Well duh man- she's Hattie."

Hattie by rainbowunicorn77 April 13, 2015

Hattiesburg Potpourri 

The smell of raw sewage that hits you from Downtown Hattiesburg to I-59 at hwy 49 and beyond

The city tried for years to blame industry on the stink. Turned out it was their sewage lagoon sludge that had not been maintained by the city for 50 or 60 years.

Want to go to Turtle Creek?

No! I cannot deal with the Hattiesburg Potpourri.

Hattiesburg Potpourri by Mike T3Son November 21, 2012

Hattie Whore 

Nomadic toothless trailer dweller that has been down through there. A ho that will gladly take anyone back down through there. Common chartristics include the inability to tell the truth,poor cigarette management, sticky fingers, sexual devency, false since of self confidence. The rural white mans answer for the "Crack Whore". An all around spunndunnuit on methandfriendomine

After that Hattie whore got me off she borrowed some money from me and stole my pipe

Hattie Whore by Leefermadness July 5, 2016

Hattie 

The most beautiful girl you know. She can never get off your mind. She has a great sense of humor. She is an awesome artist and really athletic. An awesome friend and maybe an even better girlfriend. All the girls want to be like Hattie. You want to tell her everything but she is so beautiful you get tongue tied. She is a very hard worker. She cooks the most amazing food. She is very smart and you can talk about whatever you want with her. Hattie= the most amazing girl in the world.

Wow look at that amazing girl!
Dude that's Hattie

Hattie by Hi4134014 April 6, 2013