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someone that knows how to use his cock and quickly
That kid is hastie
Hastie by fdgggggggg March 8, 2009
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Tully Hastie 

A very smart and clever boy who loves Apex Legends and usually has a friend called Joel.
He finds it hard to fit in and stands out in the crowd
Tully Hastie by Dim R February 1, 2023
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The Hastie Wastie

The act of fornicating whilst rolling around in a 3rd party’s vomit.
Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”

Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”

Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”

Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong
The Hastie Wastie by Nev2 November 2, 2018

Jackson Hastie 

Jackson Hastie is the biggest bitch ass nigger in the whole entire world. But his asshole is tighter than any object known to man. All 8.2 inches of his big girthy bulging penis feel soooooo good.
George Floyd: You heard of that Jackson Hastie guy?? I heard he has the fattestttt cock.
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
Jackson Hastie by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023
Hasti is a unique girls name.
A girl who is attractive,charming, bold and also full of life is called hasti.
A very different,free spirited,creative, Exceptional human being

She does unexpected things,most people think they know her but she always surprises everyone
The origin of the name is Persian and means existence, to be real, state of reality.
Without hasti life doesn't exist, hasti gives life to everyone around her
She should have been named hasti cause she's such a free-spirited person

Let's hang out with hasti.
Why is Hasti is so mysterious?
Hasti by Pari.AK August 16, 2018

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.
Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.
Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.
" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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