Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”

Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”

Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”

Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”

The Hastie Wastie by Nev2 November 2, 2018

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Jackson Hastie

Jackson Hastie is the biggest bitch ass nigger in the whole entire world. But his asshole is tighter than any object known to man. All 8.2 inches of his big girthy bulging penis feel soooooo good.

George Floyd: You heard of that Jackson Hastie guy?? I heard he has the fattestttt cock.
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho

Jackson Hastie by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023

Hasti

Hasti is a unique girls name.
A girl who is attractive,charming, bold and also full of life is called hasti.
A very different,free spirited,creative, Exceptional human being

She does unexpected things,most people think they know her but she always surprises everyone
The origin of the name is Persian and means existence, to be real, state of reality.
Without hasti life doesn't exist, hasti gives life to everyone around her

She should have been named hasti cause she's such a free-spirited person

Let's hang out with hasti.
Why is Hasti is so mysterious?

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Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

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Hattiesburg Handgun

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.

" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

Hattiesburg Handgun by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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