Hashturbating

A term used by members of the drinking/running club called the Hash House Harriers. It occurs when a member of such club is either excessively talking about hashing or tediously planning a hash trail.

Hasher 1: Where is Penis Fly Trap?
Hasher 2: Oh she's upstairs on Bing Maps hasturbating for her next June trail.
Hasher1: Jeebus it's been 2 hours!

Or:

Hasher 1: Dude! Last weeks trail had so much shiggy!! There was a wall of briars, and I swear Taint No Savior was going to need stitches! Then there was this tunnel that went on forever!!! OMG, and the beer check was up this creek and we had to swim-
Hasher2: I got it! I got! I missed a great trail. Quit hashturbating in front of me.

by P3nis Fly Trap April 30, 2015

hashturbating

The overuse of hash-tags. (Coined from Hash-tag and masturbating)

"OMG Stop Hashturbating!"

by Magicgirl January 23, 2014

Hashturbation

Masturbating while high on marijuana.

Guy 1: "John says masturbating while high is really awesome."
Guy 2: "Sounds like John just found out about hashturbation."

by Mr.FuckingMan July 27, 2012

Hosturbating

The act of women cleaning themselves like a cat.

"So, I was just relaxing in the hot tub, and there they were: the entire female yoga class Hosturbating!"

by AgentYang May 15, 2013

Hamsturbating

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

Hasteurbating

To hastily Masturbate.

I only had 5 minutes, but I spent 50 Hasteurbating.

by Hasturbatersince05 June 1, 2011

rashturbating

When a man masturbates until he gets a rash

"John was walking funny because he was rashturbating until 4:00 am"

by DootyPantsMcGee January 30, 2015