Hashturbation

Masturbating while high on marijuana.

Guy 1: "John says masturbating while high is really awesome."
Guy 2: "Sounds like John just found out about hashturbation."

by Mr.FuckingMan July 27, 2012

Hashturbating

A term used by members of the drinking/running club called the Hash House Harriers. It occurs when a member of such club is either excessively talking about hashing or tediously planning a hash trail.

Hasher 1: Where is Penis Fly Trap?
Hasher 2: Oh she's upstairs on Bing Maps hasturbating for her next June trail.
Hasher1: Jeebus it's been 2 hours!

Or:

Hasher 1: Dude! Last weeks trail had so much shiggy!! There was a wall of briars, and I swear Taint No Savior was going to need stitches! Then there was this tunnel that went on forever!!! OMG, and the beer check was up this creek and we had to swim-
Hasher2: I got it! I got! I missed a great trail. Quit hashturbating in front of me.

by P3nis Fly Trap April 30, 2015

Cashturbation

The act of demonstrating one's own wealth for the sake of ego masturbation.

Joey's purchase of two fully grown pandas was just another part of his endless cashturbation.

by greenknight04 December 20, 2009

fashturbation

The act of looking at clothes you will not/do not have the means to buy. Similar to masturbating to porn--you want it, but it's not going to happen anytime soon.

By looking at expensive shoes right now, I am engaging in fashturbation.

by sara7927 January 21, 2011

Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

hashturbating

The overuse of hash-tags. (Coined from Hash-tag and masturbating)

"OMG Stop Hashturbating!"

by Magicgirl January 23, 2014